Katie

There and no dumb questions, only inquisitive idiots.

I like the ones that say "Anything you say can and will be used against you," and people are like "Johnny Depp."

Katie

The showers here have only two options. Lava or Arctic.

Katie

What?! There's a really cool scarf I want to try.

My mom will say "Why do you have so much stuff?!"

"I'm coming home for a month! I need things to do woman!

Becca

They can't calm down! They're lactating!