Wednesday, December 12, 2012


There and no dumb questions, only inquisitive idiots.

I like the ones that say "Anything you say can and will be used against you," and people are like "Johnny Depp."


The showers here have only two options. Lava or Arctic.


What?! There's a really cool scarf I want to try.

My mom will say "Why do you have so much stuff?!"
"I'm coming home for a month! I need things to do woman!


They can't calm down! They're lactating!